I’m
not only a funny guy; I’m also a long distance husband.
My
friends ask me when am I gonna get my own place. Probably not in the near
future; coz my parents are really healthy.
I
like quiet sex. If my girl is like, “hey do you want me to talk dirty..?’’ And I’ll
be like “hey, can you write it down?”…
My
dad tells my neighbours I’m a far relative from India… I like it when they complement
on my Malay.
I
like going out to dinner with my mom. She always pays. Unless the waitress is
really pretty.
Then
I pay. “Mom, you know I got it. I always got it. Now pass me my purse.”
My
mom recently asked me if I wanted have kids. I said they really question is “Do
you want more roommates?”
It
was hard where I grew up coz every kid was like either a macho football player
or a gangster- thug type. And there was me. Both
A
woman hit on me the other day. She said she would be the happiest person if she
had my eyes. I got cocky and asked what she would be if she had my “dong”
A
shemale.
I’m
not as computer savvy as I look. Probably the reason is because I’m dyslexic. So spell check is a complete gamble. It just
tells me I’m wrong and 1 in 10 chances I’m right. So I can email a girl
thinking I’m describing myself as a GENTLEMAN. Next time I saw her, she will be
like “HEY CREEP!! What exactly is a GENITALMAN!
I’ve
been told when you meet the right person, you will know immediately. How come
when you meet the wrong one, it takes one and half years?
My
girlfriend is a twin. So when I tell my guys, they will be like, “ dude.. you
gotta have a threesome!!...” And I’m no prude, but that is my girlfriends twin
brother….
