Jibber Jabber..

You're welcome.


I wish i can give you guys a thank you card right now.


Because i'm thankful.


I think gettin' a thank you card is such a great feeling.


Every thank you card i get, i like to send back a welcome card... right away.


And in every welcome card, i like to put a gift in it. You know, something to mean my welcome.
I think the best gift you can give someone besides love, ....... is a STARBUCKS gift card.
I mean those things are free...They're just front there on the counter..
You can grab as many of those gift cards you want...
You take those home and you put them with your welcome card..
You sent them out to your friends or family...or your mom...
and you wait like 2 weeks...
And then your mom call you and says some sweet things like ....
Dei.. did you send any money with the STARBUCKS card..?
You just say no... Thats a gift card...
You can put as much money as you want mom...
You're Welcome.

The other day, I walked into my roommate while i was masturbating..
My roomate's actually my girl..
So.. she hates when i call her my roomate..
Especially when im introducing her to other women..

Life savers only work if you're a diabetic..
and wouldn't this world be a cleaner place if we could just give all blind people broom rather than canes..

I wish somebody would open up a restaurant, and name it "Anywhere"...
So finally i can go to the place my girlfriend always talking about...
"Anywhere"...

And at that restaurant, i hope they have "Super Salad"..
Because everytime the ask me if i wanna "Super Salad".. I say Yes! I would love a "Super Salad"...
Is it good? Is it extrodinary...?
And then they say "No sir.. We asked if you want a "Soup or Salad"... not a "Super Salad"...

WELL THEN WHY DONT YOU START SAYING SALAD OR SOUP!! AND STOP GETTING EVERYBODY'S HOPES UP!!

Sorry...

My Wifi went down 3 days ago.. That's because my neighbours moved out 3 days ago...

They just made it illegal to text message and drive..

I got pulled over for texting and driving, but the policeman let me off because i proved for actually snapping a photo of my penis...

He left me with a RM300 fine and his email address...

You're welcome.