A MESSAGE TO MY DISCIPLES
from DEATHLESS GURU, SWAMI RAMASHAMALAMADINGDONG
In my former incarnation, I passed beyond the state of Savikalpa Samadhi into the rapturous bliss of Nirvikalpa Samadhi. Shortly thereafter, at the age of four hundred and fifty six, I let go my body and released my consciousness into the swirl of infinite, uniting with the primal divine.
In 1984, my essence reincarnated into an orthodox, blue collar Indian family in Taman Petaling, Klang.
Since then, I’ve been suspended from high school twice, gained alot of weight, performed indiscriminate bed-hopping, smoked a bunch of reefer, gargled with bourbon, and currently not talking to my college mates (not my fault, honestly).
So, now that you’re all caught up, I need to ask why have you not come to find me oh' faithful disciples? Wasn’t that the plan? Well, no biggie. Holy water under the bridge. (Ha Ha Ha).
I just wanted you to know I’m now in Kemaman, managing a team of men performing service jobs for a cruel and greedy and not to mention filthy rich corporation. Feel free to drop by and worship the ol’ radiance, Swami Ramashamalamadingdong. Maybe we can start a religion. I could sure use the tax break.
Fridays are a little tough as it’s the weekend here and most countrymen are busy praying or at least pretending to in order not to get trapped in an animosity within their own people. Saturdays are fine as long as it is after my movie time in the neighboring state. (Also, after my nap please)
Call my loyal assistant Nizar and request for a drive on. Please don’t tell him I’m a perfectly realized spiritual being. He is not ready to accept the truth, which is why, out of kindness; your swami pretends to be a pampered, short tempered, grouchy schmuck in the office.
Om
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