It is often for me to have a conversation by myself while driving alone in my car. Sometimes I have heated arguments with people who are not physically present.It's not an imaginary, but merely a subconcious ego to win an argument.The content of these arguments usually involve me explaining to them how and why they are wrong. I generally make my case with such passion and logic that they have no choice but to admit to being foolish and weak. Although they are not there, but i believe i win the arguments fair and square. The fact that some of these people are dead does not interfere with me mentally correcting them.
Recently I had one of these arguments while driving alone in my car. After making a particularly cogent point to a flawed friend in need of my wisdom and guidance, I noticed that I was being watched by an attractive woman in a nearby vehicle. Desperate to make a better impression, I quickly picked up my cell phone and continued talking as if I were on an urgent business call. I glanced at her, smiled and shrugged like a man whose work was never done.
A policeman then pulled me over for using my cell phone while driving. I tried telling him that I was not actually talking on the phone, but was merely using it as a prop, so as to not appear insane; crazy. He smiled, nodded as if he understood, and then made me blow into a breathalyzer. I passed with flying colors. After that he wrote me a ticket for using a cell phone while operating a motor vehicle, I drove away and had a loud and intense argument with him in which he laughed at my predicament and apologized for doubting me.
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