To Rock the Casbah

A Da Crow Production


Here's the deal.. I'm on my lazy sleezy chair.. and i want to keep this short. Just from the top of my head delivered of course from the depth of my satan ridden heart. Oh crap..  gotta pee... Hold on..

Alrighty then.

People seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology springing out like mushrooms after the rain and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The Internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it’s really given us is free access to knowing people's privacy and 24-hour a day access to kiddie porn, you know. And people don’t write anymore, they blog; instead of talking, they text; no punctuation, no grammar. LOL this and LMFAO that; BRB here and Whazzup there. You know it just seems to me that it’s just a bunch of stupid people psuedo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people in a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the king’s English.

So, to quote The Clash; should I be a part of it or should I rock the Casbah?

To late.

I'm already a part of it.

Hence my self loathing... (Sigh)

Butt-Sex, Bull Crap and We

A Da Crow Production

All right, it’s now time for the Da Crow to teach you the theory of evolution.

I know some devotes feel the “Theory of Evolution” is a bunch of bull-crap, but I will explain anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin, and it goes something like this.

In the beginning we were all fish, swimming around carelessly in the water. And then one day, couple of fish had a retard fish baby, and retard fish baby was different so he got the limbs. So retard baby grew up like a spoilt m****rf***er fish because he thought he was so f*****g special and goes around tapping more fish butts and created more retard fish.

And then one day, one of the many retard frog looking fish crawled out of the ocean with his freaky mutant frog fish hand, and it had butt-sex with a lizard or something, and then then created a retard frog lizard baby. And then that had a retard baby which was a monkey fish frog.

And… this monkey fish frog had butt-sex with another hairy bigger monkey, and then that monkey had a mutant retard baby, which screwed another monkey and that made us, HUMANS.

So there you go… We are a retarded offspring of a fat monkey having butt-sex with fish lizards.

Congratulations.

Or maybe you just want to stick with “THE TRUTH” that GOD created earth ten minutes after the Beatles broke up.

*Wink*

Dunkin' in Kemaman!!

A Da Crow Production

And do apologize for the very bad narrative sub-Ts...

So HoT!

A Da Crow Production

You got a body like the devil and you smell like sex

I can tell you're trouble but I'm still obsessed

Because you know you're

So hot I wanna get you alone

So hot I wanna get you stoned

So hot I don't wanna be your friend

I wanna fuck you like I'm never gonna see you again

Yeaa

Come on

Yeaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!

You're like the kiss of death, like the hand of faith

I can tell you're trouble but I still wanna taste

Because you know you're

So hot I wanna get you alone

So hot I wanna get you stoned

So hot I don't wanna be your friend

I wanna fuck you like I'm never gonna see you again

Because you know you're

So hot I wanna get you alone

So hot I wanna get you stoned

So hot I don't wanna be your friend

I wanna fuck you like I'm never gonna see you again

You're so hot, I wanna get you alone

I wanna get you stoned

I don't wanna be your friend

I wanna fuck you like I'm never gonna see you again

See you again

See you again

Old Skool Toons!

A Da Crow Production

Hahaha...If i came of as jack@$$ ..do apologize...first time vidblogging...