Sunday, June 10, 2012

Butt-Sex, Bull Crap and We

A Da Crow Production

All right, it’s now time for the Da Crow to teach you the theory of evolution.
I know some devotes feel the “Theory of Evolution” is a bunch of bull-crap, but I will explain anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin, and it goes something like this.

In the beginning we were all fish, swimming around carelessly in the water. And then one day, couple of fish had a retard fish baby, and retard fish baby was different so he got the limbs. So retard baby grew up like a spoilt m****rf***er fish because he thought he was so f*****g special and goes around tapping more fish butts and created more retard fish.
And then one day, one of the many retard frog looking fish crawled out of the ocean with his freaky mutant frog fish hand, and it had butt-sex with a lizard or something, and then then created a retard frog lizard baby. And then that had a retard baby which was a monkey fish frog.

And… this monkey fish frog had butt-sex with another hairy bigger monkey, and then that monkey had a mutant retard baby, which screwed another monkey and that made us, HUMANS.

So there you go… We are a retarded offspring of a fat monkey having butt-sex with fish lizards.

Congratulations.

Or maybe you just want to stick with “THE TRUTH” that GOD created earth ten minutes after the Beatles broke up.

*Wink*


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