All right,
it’s now time for the Da Crow to teach you the theory of evolution.
I know
some devotes feel the “Theory of Evolution” is a bunch of bull-crap, but I will
explain anyway. It was
thought up by Charles Darwin, and it goes something like this.
In the beginning
we were all fish, swimming around carelessly in the water. And then one day,
couple of fish had a retard fish baby, and retard fish baby was different so he
got the limbs. So retard baby grew up like a spoilt m****rf***er fish because
he thought he was so f*****g special and goes around tapping more fish butts
and created more retard fish.
And then
one day, one of the many retard frog looking fish crawled out of the ocean with
his freaky mutant frog fish hand, and it had butt-sex with a lizard or
something, and then then created a retard frog lizard baby. And then that had a
retard baby which was a monkey fish frog. And… this monkey fish frog had butt-sex with another hairy bigger monkey, and then that monkey had a mutant retard baby, which screwed another monkey and that made us, HUMANS.
So there
you go… We are a retarded offspring of a fat monkey having butt-sex with fish
lizards.
Congratulations.
Or maybe
you just want to stick with “THE TRUTH” that GOD created earth ten minutes
after the Beatles broke up.
*Wink*
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