Blue + Green = Turquoise

Aaahh.. Nice to be back after such a long break... been busy busy busy....


And to break from it all, i had a wonderful time at my buddy Danny's Wedding Reception last week...


It was so wonderful to watch him sitting there majesticly, with his ever beautiful bride Nithya.. she was looking like a QUEEN wrapped in saree... and macha wasn't too bad.. like a KING! Well, thats what they say, King for a day.


Both clad in turquoise. Yes, turquoise.


A colour perfectly picked as their theme. Why? Well i'll tell you why.


Turquoise is a mixture blue and green. A mixture of Danny and Nithya.


Blue best depicts Danny. A natural colour of the sky, it gives a calming effect on people. Likewise, Danny is a natural. Never looks to be like someone else. And always cool and suave about everything he does.


He doesn't brag or boasts about himself. Like the colour blue as it needs no introduction; being the first perception evoked by the energy spectrum of light. It is an original. Danny is original. TM.


Blue conveys importance and confidence without being somber or sinister. Don't agree? Check out the police uniforms. :) Or any corporate world.


Confidence is something Danny doesn't lack. He is confident in stepping forward, and also confident in his decision to step back.


Blue is also associated with intelligence and unity. Well, if you know Danny, this is self explanatory.


Well, now lets shift to Nithya, or shall i say Mrs. Danny...


Green is Nithya.


Green is life.


And Nithya is definitely Danny's green. Now i don't know much about Nithya, but i guess i'm not afraid to explain, or at least try to do so.


The color green denotes balance, harmony, and stability.


And that is definitely what a wife contributes to the family and home. And i bet Nithya is an expert in doing so.


Green is also fresh. And what a fresh start she has given Danny. I'm pretty sure, every time he wakes up looks at Nithya by his side, it's gonna a be a fresh and "crisp" morning.
(Attention Pervets: Do not read between the lines. )


So there you go. A theme well chosen, a theme that potrays exactly how they have planned to live their lifes...


Fresh, Intelligent, Confident, Harmony, Stability. These are the aspects that builds and sustains a strong relationship.


Danny (Blue) + Nithya (Green) = Beautiful (Turquoise)


And Danny and Nithya, aren't gonna be just another married couple.


Danny and Nithya will marvel with undefined grandeur.


Danny and Nithya will be a LEGACY.

 

Kiss.. As it is not a Sin...!

Before i begin.. i would like to dedicate this simple piece of literature to Atul who, unfortunately is born "bingung"; French for extremely intelligent.


What  is the greatest sport / activity on earth??


Some say football. Some say camping. Very few say skinny deeping. Some argue its soccer; even after you say football. But let me tell you something... Kissing is the best sport in the world! Allow me to explain why...

Kissing is the most versatile sport around. There are so many types of kisses to choose from – at least one for just about for any occasion. There is the quick peck on the cheek kiss, the peck on each cheek kiss, the peck on your nephew's cheek kiss while grabbing the other cheek flab with your hand, the wildly passionate kiss, french kiss, the elegant kiss on the hand, the dreaded kiss of death, the "Hey you! Kiss my ass kiss", and the sporadic kiss on the forehead kiss.

Kissing is easy to transport. It really doesn't matter where you are. You can kiss at the gym, in the boardroom, in the space shuttle, even in the Artic. Just don't French kiss there.

Kissing requires so little equipment, which means you can do it even when not prepared for the occasion, and even when you have to travel light. This makes it the perfect participation sport for businessmen, world travelers and hippies.

Kissing is eco friendly.Its recyleable.  When you kiss somebody, you help the environment.

Kissing is perfectly safe in moving vehicle... just make sure your not driving.. if not it will be a "Kiss your Ass goodbye" kiss.

Kissing is also soon to be legalized in Afghanistan and Tajisnifjudhisgulamnifghi-stan.

Kissing is non-fattening. This is perhaps the best news of all, because dieters now have something to keep their mouths busy while not eating, and smokers can quit smoking without having to chew candies until they  induce diabetes.

Kissing is organic, preservative-free, low in saturated fats and does not contain dozens of delicious ingredients that cannot be pronounced, like javelchromopntheoremicherbicidic acid.
 
Most kisses are not tested on animals, but who am I to hold back your sense of adventure? Freaks.
 
You can kiss just about everyone: your boyfriend, your aunt, your wife, your mechanic, the Prime Minister of the Yemen and your pet Algerian Hamster.. Don't try kissing them all at the same time, though...especially not your boyfriend and your wife.

Kissing meets the toughest safety regulations of any national or international sporting organization. Kissing has a tremendous safety record, except for the occasional locked braces for nerd and geeks.. But a quick call to your local plumber fixes the problem.

BUT... extreme kissng is not recommended...

The only recorded deaths involving kissing are by third parties, usually wives, husbands, rejected lovers and indonesion maids...

I do NOT recommend "extreme kissing". For instance, don't kiss an on-duty garbage truck; it is considered dangerous. Don't kiss a metal fence-post in sub-zero weather; Don't kiss any electrical outlets, or you'll look like this...

Are you paying attention? This one is important. Don't kiss the vacuum cleaner if you want to retain all your vital organs. It's OK to kiss sandpaper, just don't use your tongue. Don't kiss a chainsaw; I feel this one is self-explanatory. 

And finally, and the most important of all.. No matter how drunk you are, no matter how HIGH you are on cocaine, weed, or cocaine and weed.. Never ever... and i mean... NEVER EVER KISS HER!

Holy..........Shit!!

GOD will punish you no matter what.


HE, no matter which HE you believe in, will get the math rite. It's all statictics. Calculations.


You may have committed something terrible to pist him off, that he will wait for the right time; opportunity to get you back. And boy, you will never see it coming. Hits you when you least expect it.

Which brings me to the story i want to tell.

My colleague, (i dare not name), is a holy guy. Never misses his prayer no matter what. He's been a devout since the day he believed in HIM.

Recently, he was out for an appointment with a certain client of ours. And as predicted, being a righteous guy in everything he does, he ended the meeting well.

Now on his way back, it was time for him to perform his prayer. And being a biker, he managed to squeeze into an alley, took a shortcut and reached the "house of GOD" on time.


A usual, he took his time, performed his prayers, wished for happiness and everlasting peace of mind and came out a relieved man.

A relieved man he wasn't when he realised his pair of CAMEL leather boots went missing. And believe me when i say, those things are EXPENSIVE. They probably slayed a herd of cow to make them boots.


He searched high and low, but (sigh).. they weren't there. And to conclude, he rode back his Kawasaki 250cc sports cruiser with a pair of FLIP FLOPS. (Made in Japan). He stopped through 8 traffic lights and was mocked and suprisingly cheered by many  motorist. To to add salt to the wound, he has a florecent green bike and the flip flops were bright yellow.

Now, as HOLY as you can be, when GOD gets cynical on you, all you want to say is HOLY..SHIT!!

And thats what my colleague said.

The Ants go Marching In!

Woke up today for work at 6am to find about 32-34 ants who drowned themselves in my glass of sunquick orange drink I left on my side table

This is such a familiar sight. Ants, attracted to sweetness out of pure instinct would bravely (or foolishly) get into a (literally) sticky sweet situation regardless of the impending doom that awaits them.

Ants dead and drowned in my coke. Ants dead and drowned in my cough syrup. Ants, dead and frozen in my fridge, possibly whilst trying to carry away a cut apple.

They have the natural instincts to find, grub, protect the queen, safeguard the colony, and even send ant signals to one another while organizing the best way to drag a dead dung beetle.

Yet they can't tell each other something simple like " Don't go there! You'll drown!"

Is this God's twisted way of monitoring the world's ant population so that they won't breed and grow in colonies that may eventually overpower us?  

I wonder…

Suprisingly. i'm not sad...

Man Utd 3 Liverpool 2.


Wait a minute.. i should be in tears by now.... being a Liverpool hardcore... but suprisingly.. i'm not..


OH MY GOD!! Have i lost my sense of feelings??... or i have i become one of those nerdy guys who claim to be fanatic Liverpudlian but in reality doesn't give a rat's @$$....??


Nah.... i'm still a hardcore... but i believe i have come to realise that...yes.. it's hard... but hmmm... i might as well say it....


THEY'RE NOT AS GOOD AS THE OTHERS... and by others i clearly mean Man utd, Chelsea and of course.. Arsenal...oh wait! also Man city, Spurs, Aston Villa, Everton... holy smokes!! the list is getting bigger!


The fact that matters is, although Liverpool are pathetic (kills me to say it), but i still love them! I grew up being a Kopite! A Red! A scousser! So, even if they are relegated, (GOD forbidden that)... i woud still cheer for them... no matter what..


Remember, Liverpool is not a team that i support just because it was necessary to be a fan of an EPL club, but it will be part of my life legacy.. no matter what, i'm a RED till i'm DEAD!


YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE!

Instant Happiness comes with Loooooong Patience! (What's instant about that??)

I'm searching for modern happiness. The old-fashioned kind takes just too long. That happiness requires patience and I don't want to wait. I want upgraded happiness. I want a released  6.02, the "new and improved" version.

This is the 21st century and I demand instant happiness; gratification.

Once upon a time (the Flintsones era), you had to wait to eat your meal. Even when the Mammoth Burger King walk-through was open, they offered only self-kill meals. And when you brought them home, you still had to get the fire started.

 

"What? Mammoth burger again? How you cook?"

 

"Ugh. Start fire for cave lady."

 

"Hah. You probably burn cave down."

 

"Hah you. No can burn cave down. Buy insurance policy."

 

"How you start fire?"

 

"Rub two fingers together. Make big flame. Cook mammoth burger."

 

"Last time you burn fingers."

 

"Yummy."

Nobody lights a fire these days. People don't even light ovens anymore. It takes just too long to heat up a meal. It takes just too much patience. I'm hungry now, not 40 minutes from now. That's why God gave us microwave ovens. Just pop the food in and brrr –BEEP- out it comes, nicely warmed for immediate consumption. That's how I want my happiness – toasty warm and right now! (toasty??)
"YES!!. No more burned fingers."

Consider the Internet. You type "electric toothpicks". You hit "enter". Google responds: "Search took 1.02 seconds."
"Seems kinda slow," you think. "Google is ready for the elderly ward in HOSPITAL SERDANG (no copyright issues here..!)." You click on the first result – something about an electric eel eating a balanced breakfast – and a blank screen appears. You wait. ...............website found... but...not... reached...

NERD ALERT!!: Did you know that Shakespeare once waited almost twenty seconds for website to appear, so he could find a word that rhymed with cardiologist? The web site finally appeared in 1997, but he had given up waiting by then

Five seconds pass. Time's up and still not site. Your instant gratification cells have been offended. You surf to another site. Youtube of course. You watch a video of people making a fool of themselves. You like. You go further and watch 20 gizzilion other videos. Electric toothpick forgotten.
 
"Ugh. No get Mammoth Burger web site. This thing no work."
 
"That thing rock."
 
"Rock broken. Go to mammoth burger walk-through"
 
I don't want to walk to get happiness. I want it delivered now. Not twenty seconds later, even if it does rhyme with cardiologist. Not 1.02 seconds later. I want happiness now.

Remember the olden days when you had to get up from the couch to change channels? That took such a monumental effort that most people sat through whole television shows without changing channels. Of course, that might have been because the other channel was playing Kojak!!

 

Back in the two-channel universe there was always something on. Now we flip through 472 channels in ASTRO which keeps us busy while wishing for something worth watching. And by the way, the pic below solves the ASTRO when it rains issue...

 

 

 

 

Thanks to the remote control, affectionately known by its technical term – the life saver– we can flip channels at a relaxed pace of 15 to 20 per minute without even breaking into a sweat. Imagine our body odor if we had to get up from the couch each time we change channels! Yuks!

Happiness should be like television. If I don't get instant gratification, I should be able to change channels with a zap.
The hospital nurse who doesn't care...ZAP!
The driver kissing my rear bumper...ZAP!
The loudmouth yakking in the cinema...ZAP!
The loan officer who call every end of the month...ZAP!
Come to think of it, all those annoying people in my way at the grocery store, at the ticket booth, in the parking lot, in the waiting room...ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!

Sigh.... Happiness is not like a microwave oven. Nor like the Internet. Not even like a remote control .Happiness does not run on the instant gratification system. Happiness takes patience. Dear GOD, please grant me the patience I lack...and I want it now!

Endhiran the Robot

Come Sept 24, the world (well most parts; not likely in Euthopia or Olympus...not yet..) the world will witness the magnetism of Superstar Rajinikanth! And after that, there wouldn't be a territory in the world where Rajinikanth's super stardom is not known!! Thalaivar valge! (Long live the KING!)



Finally, I'm blogging!!!

Weeee! My very own blog... To escape from Facebook and Tweeter... and all the other "stay connected" apps! I hope this turns out well.. Well, i have so much to say but i don't want to end up looking nerdy or gay!
And hopefully i'll have people reading my post; and them commenting... or probably i'll have to FORCE them to do so... :)


And MOST IMPORTANTLY, i don't take it too far and end up being questioned by the ISA!!


Cheers!