Holy..........Shit!!

GOD will punish you no matter what.


HE, no matter which HE you believe in, will get the math rite. It's all statictics. Calculations.


You may have committed something terrible to pist him off, that he will wait for the right time; opportunity to get you back. And boy, you will never see it coming. Hits you when you least expect it.

Which brings me to the story i want to tell.

My colleague, (i dare not name), is a holy guy. Never misses his prayer no matter what. He's been a devout since the day he believed in HIM.

Recently, he was out for an appointment with a certain client of ours. And as predicted, being a righteous guy in everything he does, he ended the meeting well.

Now on his way back, it was time for him to perform his prayer. And being a biker, he managed to squeeze into an alley, took a shortcut and reached the "house of GOD" on time.


A usual, he took his time, performed his prayers, wished for happiness and everlasting peace of mind and came out a relieved man.

A relieved man he wasn't when he realised his pair of CAMEL leather boots went missing. And believe me when i say, those things are EXPENSIVE. They probably slayed a herd of cow to make them boots.


He searched high and low, but (sigh).. they weren't there. And to conclude, he rode back his Kawasaki 250cc sports cruiser with a pair of FLIP FLOPS. (Made in Japan). He stopped through 8 traffic lights and was mocked and suprisingly cheered by many  motorist. To to add salt to the wound, he has a florecent green bike and the flip flops were bright yellow.

Now, as HOLY as you can be, when GOD gets cynical on you, all you want to say is HOLY..SHIT!!

And thats what my colleague said.